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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:35

No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Mark Hughes dissects how Verstappen's win bid imploded - The Race
Then came..
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is getting a fifth and final season - The Verge
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Which new book genres have emerged in the past decade?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
No way
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
BYU could make noise at NCAA championship 'if big guns show up' - Deseret News