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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Mark Hughes dissects how Verstappen's win bid imploded - The Race

Then came..

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Measles in Alabama? Officials investigating possible case that would be state’s first in years - AL.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is getting a fifth and final season - The Verge

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Which new book genres have emerged in the past decade?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

No way

6,200-year-old ‘cone-headed’ skull found in Iran reveals cranial modification and death by blunt force - Archaeology News Online Magazine

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

BYU could make noise at NCAA championship 'if big guns show up' - Deseret News